VIRGO TODAY’S HOROSCOPES
You’ve been extremely busy lately — and busy, by your standards, is hectic, frenetic and unbearably stressful to most of the rest of us.
However, you’ve just realized that it’s just about the weekend and you’re coming into some free time.
Get busy, then — in a different way — and use this time to your advantage.
Call every playmate you know you should have called weeks ago, make plans and resolve that there will be absolutely no work. None whatsoever.
LIBRA TODAY’S HOROSCOPES
Don’t let them get to you. You know who ‘they’ are, and so do they.
You also know that your mission is easier said than done, especially when whoever you’re up against knows exactly what to do to make your life miserable.
Hang tough, though. If you give in and get nasty, you’ll be letting them win, and while you do have a reputation for being fair, you don’t like to lose.
Do what comes best — and easiest. Kill ’em with kindness.
SCORPIO TODAY’S HOROSCOPES
Anyone who starts something with you — at any time — obviously doesn’t know you well.
If they did, they’d have some respect for your ability to, at the very least, intimidate someone so that they end up looking over their shoulder for many, many moons.
At the moment, though, in the mood you’re obviously in, should someone refuse to back off, given the warning signs — well, let’s just say that they deserve what they get.
SAGITTARIUS TODAY’S HOROSCOPES
You’ve spent quite a bit of time with a certain person recently, and your friends are starting to kid you about it — so much so that one more comment about wedding bells just might tip you over the edge.
If you’re starting to wonder, however, if it might not actually be time to settle down and put an end to your solo lifestyle, think about it.
Wouldn’t it be nice to climb that mountain, cross that bridge and see the sunset from a pyramid with a permanent travel partner?
CAPRICORN TODAY’S HOROSCOPES
Thanks to a truly mixed bag of signals, you’re not even close to being sure about what’s going on between you and a loved one.
It has been difficult, however, and you’re not happy about it.
You two may be entering one of those phases that either makes or breaks a relationship.
That means it’s time to make a decision — and that means it’s time to have a long talk.
AQUARIUS TODAY’S HOROSCOPES
Telling you not to let your mouth get away from you just doesn’t work.
Never has, never will. You’ve always said exactly what’s on your mind, and you’ll probably never quit. Just don’t say anything too excessively harsh right now.
Without meaning to, you’ll be especially brutal now, and you could easily wound someone.
The more important the issue, the more careful you should be. Practice in front of a mirror if you have to.
PISCES TODAY’S HOROSCOPES
You want to do absolutely nothing but enjoy the company of someone you consider divine, delectable and oh, so dear — and wisely, you’re planning to make the very most of it.
The heavens are willing to help — in fact, all you have to do is provide the companion, the venue and maybe some provisions.
Stop at the grocery, the florist and the video store on the way home, and once your guest has arrived, unplug the phone, the beeper and anything else that might interrupt your time together.